What could possible make my smiley little guy so sad?
His big sister's first day of pre-school!!
Gwen was so excited to wear her new outfit this morning. Until, like a pair of retarded monkeys, we could NOT get the shirt to go over her giant noggin. No kidding, I was going to make that shirt fit her. Not happening. My kids have huge heads. So do I. I forget that Joey doesn't and I always get him the wrong size hats because I try them on myself. He won't let me wear his sunglasses, because I seriously stretch them out.
Post Preschool conversation:
Gwen: "There is Miss Stacy and I don't know the other one's name, but she is NOT pregnant."
Me: "How do you know? You didn't ask her did you?"
Gwen: "No, MOM, the guy with the dinosaur backpack did. MOM!! HIS BACKPACK HAS A MOUTH THAT ZIPS OPEN AND IT IS REALLY THE BACKPACK!!"