Friday, October 31, 2008
SHE SWALLOWED THE BIRD TO CATCH THE SPIDER
Dear Mr. Birdie,
I would like to apologize. I am really a very messy girl at heart. But you see, I am married. And the boy that I live with likes to come home to a clean house. And I have learned to adapt over the years. So you see, it is really not my fault that my windows stay so sparkling clean. I'm sorry your Halloween was ruined. I hope you are comfortable now in my cozy warm garbage can. I hope you are having a happy reunion with the others who have tried and failed to join me in my happy home. Please try to send a message from wherever you are to your friends and family. Tell them that there are children living here. Tell them that there is a sweet little girl who is very disturbed by the way we keep meeting. And a little boy who wants to play with you and is not at all disturbed that you won't play along. I would appreciate it.