Gwen behind barsThe other day I told Max that if he didn't stay in his carseat the cops would get us. This is the conversation that followed:
Gwen: "Yeah Max, and they'll take you to Oovy."
Me: "What is oovy Gwen?"
Gwen: "It is jail for kids."
Me: "Oh...do you mean Juvy?"
Gwen: "That's what I said, Juvy."
Me: "How do you know what Juvy is?"
Gwen: "Josh and Ali's mom told us we were going to Juvy." (Whatever works for you Kelly.)
That was the end of the conversation because I was laughing and we were ready to go. After a few minutes of driving in silence Gwen says from the back, "Juvy has baby guards." (more laughing) "I could beat up a baby guard." (even more laughing) "Mom....it won't be funny when I'm 18!"
With a face like that I think she really could beat up her baby captors.