Monday, May 25, 2009
Conversation on the way home from Home Depot today.
Gwen: "Hey mom...guess what? (no breath) Josh and Ali and Eislee and me played a game while we were at Eislees cabin. It was called fart-in-your-face-dot-com. "
Me:"Wow...how do you play?"
Gwen: "You just pretend like you fart in someones face and you have cool fart names."
Me:"What was your name?"
Gwen:"Spiky Pants...is that funny or what mom? Ali's name was Ted. Now that is hilarious....huh mom? And Josh's name was Ding Ding. I think. I don't remember. And Eislee had the same name as me...Spiky Pants. We were both Spiky pants. Claire didn't play but Ali pretended to fart in her face anyway."
She's gonna make a lot of friends in kindergarten with that kind of imagination. I don't want my daughter to be the weird kid. Kelly...tell me she isn't the one who made up the game. It isn't weird if Josh made it up. Maybe it was Eislee. I bet it was Eislee. She seems totally capable of coming up with a name that ends with dot com.
So tell me...what weird things did you hope your child got over before school started? Nose picking...bedwetting...thumb sucking...??