Today I pulled a hamstring.
Joey says it is probably only strained.
Either way it hurts.
The wheels in Max's head were spinning today.
He can sense when I have an agenda and a deadline.
In addition to my long to-do list today, I wanted to leave my house clean, so that I would not dread coming home to it.
I never want to go home again.
His most random act today was filling a laundry basket with all the shoes from Gwen's closet and dumping them in the center of his own room.
And he peed in his garbage can. Three times. And once in Gwens.
"In your face Mom."
Now we are in Cedar City.
I don't like apartments.
Noisy children in apartments make me uncomfortable.
Downstairs neighbors who feel the need to teach me a lesson by banging around and making more noise than my children make me feel less uncomfortable about my noisy children.
I don't like sleeping on a cot.
With 5 year old legs by my face.
I have a headache.
I have been getting lots of headaches lately.
I thought I had strep throat this week.
So I went to the doctor just in case.
Shouldn't have mentioned the headaches.
I left with lab orders at the hospital for cholesterol, thyroid, pregnancy and iron tests.
I went home instead.
I promise I won't sue any doctors when it turns out it wasn't just a cold.
But please don't make me pay for chest xrays and catscans when I probably have a cold.
It's okay to be old fashioned and tell me to just buck up.
Or tell me I have a gut and need to work out more.
That really happened.
The gut part.
In his defense, he DID tell me that I hide it well.
Hiding my gut behind Max in happier days.
I wasn't even offended.
P.S. I am not pregnant. And despite his seemingly insensitive nature, I really like my doctor.
Thanks for the ride Darren and Staci! Bummer about your ticket.